Mom's best bet is to get run over by a 16 year old grab assing in the store.
"One of the many beliefs of Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., Respect For The Individual, has been central to our success. One way Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. shows respect for the individual is through the many benefits offered to Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. associates."
The folks in Bentonville, Arkansas got to get their(!@#$) act together and help all the grandmas pay the rent.