Saturday, September 25, 2010

Did Stephen Colbert Work?

How many jobs have I had and how tough were they?
Cleaning floors at home (1953-55). Did it on hands and knees. Tough 2 Stars.
Washing an automobile. (1953-55) Tough 1 Star.
Waxing floor with paste wax (1953-55) Tough 4 Stars.
Edging the lawn with a single edge razor (1953-55) Tough 8 Blisters.
Mowing Lawn with a old reel mower. Tough 7 Stars.
Cleaning paint off window with a single edge razor (1953-55) Tough 7 Blisters.
Weeding with a hoe on hard pan California soil. (1953-55) Tough 7 Blisters.
Paper route on bicycle over one hundred customers (1953-55). Folding Papers Tough.
Working a punch press (1964). Coordinating Tough 1 Star.
Threading bolts. Coordinating (1964)Tough 4 Stars.
Cutting pipe ( 1964) Tough 2 Stars.
Steel working in small shop overall ( 1964) Tough 3 Stars.
Sanding Floors (1962-68) Tough 5 Stars.
Edging Floors (1962-68) Tough 7 Stars.
Sealing Floors (1962-68) Tough 2 Stars.
Picking Lemons Tough 3 Stars.
Picking Hops Tough 5 Stars.
Picking Apples Tough 4 Stars.
Working as a janitor Tough 3 Stars.
Dipping fans in Paint (conveyor belt) Coordinating 4 Stars.
Working with wet hides. Tough 5 Stars.
Raising a Wicket Dam Tough 7 Stars. ()
Lowering a Wicket Dam Tough 5 Stars. ()
Locking towboats at a lock Coordinating 3 Stars. ()

I have done other work at home but this about covers them all.
I would say my life has been average as far as work goes.

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